but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them
Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it
Beyond this being really cool, I just gotta say…
HOLY SHIT STAPLES DID SOMETHING THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTS THE UNIVERSE?!?
STAPLES OF ALL THE COMPANIES
This is awesome.
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL
is your skin clear
not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future
- Marvel: this character is dead
- Marvel: totally dead
- Marvel: definitely
- Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
- Marvel: ...lol jk
These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.
Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
I’m not trying to smother you. But I can’t have anything happen to you. Not again.
Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words
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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.